you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Drunk is not a location!
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
The ass gains better be worth it
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