Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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