Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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