They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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