So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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