Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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