does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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