East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
