Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
This is the high leading the old right now
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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