I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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