Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Randomize
