some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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