we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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