i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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