Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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