Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
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well most of my day revolves around power hour
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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