Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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