He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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