She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao