Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.