with your own penis?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.