I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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