I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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