you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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