Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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