I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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