doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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