first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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