Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
be right there i have to get my cape
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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