I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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