ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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