I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
