plz talk dirty to me
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Every concussion has its silver lining
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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