I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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