NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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