I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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