You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
oh god the rape fog is back!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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