is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.