it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?