Nicole vs. Life
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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