we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
