Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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