i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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