She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize