My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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