Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
So much rum. So many feels.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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