Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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