Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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