I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just want to make out with him forever
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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