Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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