it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
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