i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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