I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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