How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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