I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
id be glad to
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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