Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
