Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I smell like Dick and happiness
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