i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!