i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Randomize
